The Patent Patent Troll
My best ideas always come late at night. But this one surely takes the cake. For the good of the land, I am going to patent the process of an NPE (non-practicing entity) threatening to sue. If this all...
View ArticleThe Infinite Loop
Two things: First… About two months ago I committed to learn JavaScript as my first OOP language. Despite dozens of frustrating moments where I felt like this effort was futile (I have felt like this...
View ArticleThe Worst Product Placements on TV
This week’s episode of NBC’s The Office had the most blatant product placement for an unnamed espresso machine company. With lines like “These things make perfect espresso every time!” and “I want to...
View ArticleThe Worst Advantages
“You don’t really climb, you just reach.” I hear this a lot at my local climbing gym. I’m a pretty tall guy at 6’4″ with a massive reach, so one might assume that it’s pretty easy for me just to reach...
View Article/r/NFL has quickly become the best sports discussion forum on the web
With another NFL season coming to a close, I have to say, this was one of the best. No, not because of the Ravens winning; a team that I’m relatively impartial toward. No, not because the Hawks look...
View ArticleHow to Rank #1 on Google, Guaranteed
UPDATE #2 : It appears a brilliant mind existed well before mine — Sean Revell — tip of the hat, good sir – http://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk/2012/01/i-am-the-rank-king/ UPDATE : The proof...
View ArticleThe VC’s Prayer
“Our investor, who art in Frisco, Hallowed be thy funding. Thy investment come, Thy seed be done, As series A as it is in B. Give us this day, our valuation And forgive us our bad hires As we forgive...
View ArticleWhat Being on Shitbound.org Taught Me About SEO
Build marriages. Ingrown marketing. Fire your consultants. Put bread on your client’s tables, LITERALLY. So meta
View ArticleCommunicating on Twitter
There seems to still be a lot of confusion on how to properly communicate on Twitter. I’m not talking about social norms or how to be a Twitter guru/rock star/enlightened individual; this is more...
View ArticleA Bird Wearing a Tucked-in Shirt
Sometimes people search the internet and do not find what they are looking for. My good friend, Ami Juel was unable to find a picture of a bird wearing a tucked in shirt so, as any good content...
View ArticleNew Content Project Launched
Just a quick FYI — I have launched a new side project that I’m really going to be focusing heavily on for the next few months. What is it, you ask? Well… let me tell you! I have recently launched….....
View ArticleUpdate on How to Rank Number One on Google, Guaranteed
Many of my fans and followers, the millions of you, know that I know how to rank number one on Google for anything. Well it seems there are a few DOUBTERS out there — But I literally do not see how...
View ArticleTwo Months of Blogging About Netflix Recapped
It’s been two months running my new Netflix blog and it’s been rather fun and enjoyable thus far. Here are some of the facts surrounding building the site: Traffic: The top three pages (excluding the...
View ArticleMicrosoft Isn’t Wrong, Your Boss is Just a Jerk
Recently the tech world has been exploding in anger over Microsoft’s newest 365 campaign and what it encourages. People have also been taking to the internet complaining about how Microsoft is...
View ArticleStreaming Fruit, My Newest Blog About iTunes
The last year of running thebestofnetflix.com has been really fun – so fun in fact that it has inspired me to start a second blog. This time, with streamingfruit.com I’ll be focusing my writing on...
View ArticleThis is an old and outdated version of my blog
Howdy! It has been a long time since I have written anything on this portion of the site, but am keeping it up for historic reasons. Please head back to stentontoledo.com to get my most recent posts...
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